How to Make Mexican Chorizo

I don’t want to come off as totally weird, but this shit reads like Penthouse Forum to me.

lazyvegankitchen: Soyrizo Scramble 2 tbs grapeseed oil 1 small onioin, diced 1 clove of garlic, minced 1 block of extra-firm tofu, pressed 1 (12 ounce) package of soyrizo 1 (4 ounce) can diced green chilis 1/2 cup salsa Heat oil in a large saute pan over medium-heat. Add onions and garlic and cook until tender. Crumble tofu and soyrizo in the pan, cook until soyrizo is browned. Stir in green chilis and salsa. Serve over hashbrowns with more salsa, vegan sour cream, and guacamole. uNF! Double up! uNF! uNF!
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lazyvegankitchen:

Soyrizo Scramble

  • 2 tbs grapeseed oil
  • 1 small onioin, diced
  • 1 clove of garlic, minced
  • 1 block of extra-firm tofu, pressed
  • 1 (12 ounce) package of soyrizo
  • 1 (4 ounce) can diced green chilis
  • 1/2 cup salsa

Heat oil in a large saute pan over medium-heat. Add onions and garlic and cook until tender. Crumble tofu and soyrizo in the pan, cook until soyrizo is browned. Stir in green chilis and salsa. Serve over hashbrowns with more salsa, vegan sour cream, and guacamole.

uNF! Double up! uNF! uNF!

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bagelbites: chorizo, potato, queso fresco, and chimichurri flatbread pizza @ Aster Café, Minneapolis, MN I want to buy a dozen of these, get a seedy motel room, put eleven of them on the bed, get naked & roll around. The twelfth one, I’ll eat. I’m not a total fucking lunatic.
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bagelbites:

chorizo, potato, queso fresco, and chimichurri flatbread pizza @ Aster Café, Minneapolis, MN

I want to buy a dozen of these, get a seedy motel room, put eleven of them on the bed, get naked & roll around.

The twelfth one, I’ll eat.

I’m not a total fucking lunatic.

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Dear McDonald’s, Bring this shit to the US before I have to murder somebody. Your pal,Me
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Dear McDonald’s,

Bring this shit to the US before I have to murder somebody.

Your pal,
Me

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whitehairedoldgrouch:

Mmm…breakfast quesadilla

Dude. My boner just got a boner.

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eliepstein: Cooked last nights supper: Slow cooked chorizo in honey and thyme. To quote Boyz II Men… I’ll make love to youLike you want me toAnd I’ll hold you tightBaby all through the night
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eliepstein:

Cooked last nights supper: Slow cooked chorizo in honey and thyme.

To quote Boyz II Men…

I’ll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I’ll hold you tight
Baby all through the night

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breakfast247: Gruyere & Chorizo Breakfast Tart. IMMA EAT THE EGG OUT AND PUT MY DICK IN THE HOLE!
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breakfast247:

Gruyere & Chorizo Breakfast Tart.

IMMA EAT THE EGG OUT AND PUT MY DICK IN THE HOLE!

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Southwest Biscuits and Gravy with chorizo and queso fresco?! Pour on some more gravy and I would eat the asshole out of a dead bear for the privilege of trying this.
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Southwest Biscuits and Gravy with chorizo and queso fresco?! Pour on some more gravy and I would eat the asshole out of a dead bear for the privilege of trying this.

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I ate one of these this weekend. Somewhere around bite number three, I came.
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I ate one of these this weekend. Somewhere around bite number three, I came.

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omfgco: If you haven’t made your way to Olympic Provisions yet, what are you doing? Making sandwiches at your house? Their first batch of chorizo is almost ready! Change of plans: Before I take my trip down to Venezuela, I think I’m gonna make a quick stopover in the PDX.
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omfgco:

If you haven’t made your way to Olympic Provisions yet, what are you doing? Making sandwiches at your house? Their first batch of chorizo is almost ready!

Change of plans: Before I take my trip down to Venezuela, I think I’m gonna make a quick stopover in the PDX.

Source: omfgco